Today, for the first time, I actually paid attention to Macroeconomics. Lo and befrigginghold, I learned something. I learn a lot, actually. In celebration and practice of my newfound wisdom, I did something I don?t do very often at all anymore. I ate fast food for dinner, thereby increasing the Gross Domestic Product by a [...]
Entries from September 25th, 2002
Words of a very wise man:
September 17th, 2002 · 2 Comments · Potpourri
“Just think, Spike. One day, you’re going to quit talking about him.” No more whining from me.
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“MEIN LEBEN!”
September 17th, 2002 · 2 Comments · Potpourri
I saw a guy at school today wearing a black t-shirt with faded white silk-screening on the back. It had a bunch of WWII imagery on it, with tanks and Nazi uniforms. At the top it said, “This is your future… Unless you change the past!” At the bottom it said “Mortyr” written in a [...]
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Fake Genius in Modern Music
September 13th, 2002 · 4 Comments · Audio
I do believe that the entire world of music lovers has been taken over by morons. Nobody understands anymore that singing in falsetto is not as impressive as actually having a tenor voice and being able to control the actual pitch of your voice that high. These days, anytime a rock vocalist uses falsetto for [...]
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Nevermind that shit, here comes Mongo!
September 11th, 2002 · 1 Comment · Potpourri
I’d like to take you, if I may, back to a time when nearly everyone had a great sense of humor. The world appreciated a good, smart premise. People liked to hear funny stories that didn’t necessarily have punchlines or the word “fuck” in them. Don’t get me wrong, I like blue comedy as much [...]
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