Today, for the first time, I actually paid attention to Macroeconomics. Lo and befrigginghold, I learned something. I learn a lot, actually. In celebration and practice of my newfound wisdom, I did something I don?t do very often at all anymore. I ate fast food for dinner, thereby increasing the Gross Domestic Product by a [...]
Archive for September, 2002
“Just think, Spike. One day, you’re going to quit talking about him.”
No more whining from me.
I saw a guy at school today wearing a black t-shirt with faded white silk-screening on the back. It had a bunch of WWII imagery on it, with tanks and Nazi uniforms. At the top it said, “This is your future… Unless you change the past!”
At the bottom it said “Mortyr” written in a very [...]
I do believe that the entire world of music lovers has been taken over by morons. Nobody understands anymore that singing in falsetto is not as impressive as actually having a tenor voice and being able to control the actual pitch of your voice that high. These days, anytime a rock vocalist uses falsetto for [...]
I’d like to take you, if I may, back to a time when nearly everyone had a great sense of humor. The world appreciated a good, smart premise. People liked to hear funny stories that didn’t necessarily have punchlines or the word “fuck” in them.
Don’t get me wrong, I like blue comedy as much as [...]
It has been decided that I shall play bass and sing, with Rob H. on lead ass-kicking guitar, in a Alice in Chains/Zakkesque dropped-C# metal band. We need a drummer, just like everyone else in the world. I also need to purchase a bass guitar. We’re going to start writing songs this Saturday.
But of course, [...]
Too many bloggin’ things to manage! I’ve deleted the “Aural” blog and just made “Aural” a category of my main Gentlenews blog. I’ve made the organizational decision to only have one blog (I’m going to shit if I use that word one more time) per domain or subdomain. Therefore, at the moment, there are only [...]
I need to organize all this crap.
Here’s an inAUguRAL submission. It’s a draft really, but one I’m not embarassed to share.
One Year Ago Today
Ok, we’re going blog-wild. Dick and I will soon be co-editing an online column community with an interest in the promotion of the National Review Online, and more specifically, promoting an awareness, love, and general obsession for its editor, Jonah Goldberg.
I’ve created another section for musical offerings. Hopefully such a carrot will motivate me to get this place looking as swank as it did before the bastards shut me down.
Yahhr, here it be:
http://files.gentlenews.com/mp3
