The Gentle News

I saw a guy at school today wearing a black t-shirt with faded white silk-screening on the back. It had a bunch of WWII imagery on it, with tanks and Nazi uniforms. At the top it said, “This is your future… Unless you change the past!”

At the bottom it said “Mortyr” written in a very crude Fraktur.

I just assumed it was a shitty metal band. Turns out it’s a video game. To paraphrase Dick, don’t we have enough WWII video games already? How many shitty German accents can we mow down with machine guns? Turns out that in this one you also get flamethrowers and lasers and all kinds of wacky anachronistic shit.

I’ll probably try it.