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Corey Flintoff

February 27th, 2003 · 1 Comment · Audio, Potpourri

From the Onion:

Corey Flintoff Unleashes Sonorous, Pleasantly Modulated String Of Obscenities
WASHINGTON, DC?Upon injuring a toe Sunday, Corey Flintoff, newscaster for NPR’s All Things Considered, unleashed a string of rich, pleasantly modulated obscenities. “God fucking dammit,” Flintoff warmly intoned after dropping a heavy-duty router on his foot while working in his garage. “Stupid fucking cocksucking son of a bitch.” Added Flintoff in a lush baritone: “Goddamn motherfucking shit-for-brains. This is NPR.” Next-door neighbor Cheryl Thomas, who overheard the tirade, said Flintoff’s delivery was so melodic, she was unaware that he was swearing.

I listen to Corey everyday, and that is damn hilarious.

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