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Entries from May 20th, 2003

All the Al

May 20th, 2003 · 4 Comments · Audio, Potpourri

The lyrics to “Couch Potato” (parody of Eminem’s “Lose Yourself”): Look… If you had one shot to sit on your lazy butt and watch all the tv you ever wanted until your brain turned to mush, Would you go for it? Or just let it slip? Yo! Remote is ready, eyes wide, palms are sweaty [...]

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First Look: It’s Good!

May 19th, 2003 · 4 Comments · Audio, Potpourri

Cynthia just linked me to Couch Potato, Weird Al’s Eminem parody on the new album, Poodle Hat. It’s really good. Payne says the album ain’t great, but I really like this one. Al’s actually a really good rapper. There are so many good lines in this song, but the one that sticks out the most [...]

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Saw The Matrix Reloaded last night

May 19th, 2003 · 6 Comments · 9to5, Potpourri

Utter crap. Update: Reloaded would actually make a pretty good “Reboot” episode, if you added a few more puns and a lot more fun.

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Meowmix

May 16th, 2003 · 6 Comments · 9to5, Potpourri

I have just been informed that our Grace is still floating around in the top 20 cat pictures over at Jones Soda. Though I risk opening her up to malicious assholes, I ask you once again (or for the first time) to go and give her a 10. In an effort to reduce the aforementioned [...]

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Practice cancelled tonight

May 15th, 2003 · No Comments · Audio, Potpourri

Now I have absolutely no reason not the get my room organized this evening. To further that, I think I’ll stop by Guitar Center to buy some strings to replace the .07″-thick cables I bravely put on last night. Too much metal for my puny little Japanese Strat.

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