It’s funny because it’s true!

From the Onion:

Area Man Overly Proud Of
Never Wearing Underwear
LITTLE ROCK, AR?Local record-store clerk Greg Oertel, 23, seems inordinately proud that he never wears underwear, Oertel’s coworkers told reporters Tuesday. “I’ve heard Greg mention about 10 times that he never wears underwear,” coworker Jake Hannah said. “He acts like he doesn’t care what we think about it, but I’m beginning to suspect he does.” According to his friends, Oertel insists that he gets hot when he wears underwear, so he “just doesn’t bother,” and that “it’s no big deal.”

7 Responses to “It’s funny because it’s true!”


  1. 1 b Jul 23rd, 2003 at 5:38 pm

    i almost sent that to you last night, but i didn’t think you’d find it that funny…

    guess you did.

  2. 2 Eric Jul 24th, 2003 at 1:12 pm

    Every once in a while I get reminded why The Onion is worth reading. I wish that it could be forwarded to every non-underwearing human being on the planet.

  3. 3 Farris Jul 24th, 2003 at 1:27 pm

    Underwear is a communist plot to sap and impurify our precious bodily fluids.

  4. 4 Video Poker Nov 1st, 2004 at 6:27 am
  5. 5 debt consolidation Nov 9th, 2004 at 6:23 pm

    8421 ya know eredclips

  6. 6 Erik Apr 29th, 2005 at 4:45 am

    There is nothing wrong with a dude not wearing underwear, Any dude not wearing drawers has a certain confidence that is appealing

  7. 7 Erik Apr 29th, 2005 at 4:47 am

    underwear is hot and bulky and binding i never wear it

Leave a Reply