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He left this cold world as he entered it, a fleeting creature of drunken mischief.

February 16th, 2004 · No Comments · Potpourri

Ladies and gentlemen, meet J.D.:

J.D. showed up in my front yard a little before noon on Saturday. He was in search of some Valentine’s Day candy. I regretfully informed him that none of us had gone Valentine’s Day shopping. He said a bottle of whiskey would do, and I obliged.

We had fun with J.D. for a while, but when we turned our heads for a few minutes, neighborhood vandals took advantage of him, stealing his liquor and destroying his clothes. When they were done, there wasn’t much left of him:

We were all quite heartbroken, but at least we’ll always have the memories.

R.I.P. – J.D.
02/14/2004 – 02/14/2004

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