Prepare for the capitalism!

The show Friday was amazing. It’s official: Dykes love disco in general, and Soul Glow in particular. And them bitches know how to party. Fuh shizzle, the place was packed, and band included there were probably six penises in the entire establishment. I’m glad the manager let everyones favorite underage Canadian mail-order bride in. Thanks to all you mofos who showed for the Glow. And for those-a y’all who flaked? Just chill… ‘Til tha next epiglowed.

Ok, that was teh ghey.

The money was nice. It’s always exciting to get paid more for the show than I spend at the bar, which has been a problem in the past.

And now for a two-part question:

A) How should one in suburban Plano dispose of a scorched electric dryer?
B) Does anyone know where I might find a good deal on a used/spare electric dryer? I’d prefer one that won’t burn all my towels to ash, but beggars can’t be choosers.