“I’m serious”

To all of my friends (and enemies) who have, in the past few months, made comments to the effect of, “I’m seriously considering moving out of the country if Bush is re-elected,”:

I know the results are not yet confirmed or official, but just to be on the safe side, why don’t you seriously start taking a look at airfare and living arrangement options? Or at least give it thought equally as “serious” as the thought you were giving about the idea originally. Just in case, you know?

And to anyone who might be offended by this post:

Oh please… Lighten the hell up. It’s a celebration, bitches!