You WILL be at my house. You WILL have a good time. You WILL sing. You PROBABLY will dance. You ARE LIKELY TO enjoy our lovely hookah/makeout lounge. You MAY POSSIBLY HAVE THE OPPORTUNITY to witness the Brown Gravy Band live, in their first appearance since the Nappy Grardi Has Extravaganza 2004. You COULD VERY WELL, IF MY SOURCES ARE CORRECT, have your ass blown out by the craziness, mirth, and merriment occurring around you.
All of the above is true. Contact me if you were only now made aware of this.
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