Archive for January, 2005

Dostoevsky in a Red T-Shirt and Blue Flannel

Yesterday I felt lazy and tired. I sat around all day doing laundry while I watched about 10 episodes of a certain television show I find extremely lame but unexplainably compelling. In fact, everyone in the house is watching it. At one point yesterday, three different episodes were playing in three different rooms of the [...]

Busy weekend

Taylor was here. Dad was here. Taylor is still here. Dad is not still here. John will not be here after tomorrow, for a few weeks.
My room is still a mess. My monthly budget is still weeks behind. I still have a stack of mail/paperwork about a foot high to go through. Taylor’s computer I [...]

“Potassium Benzoate (to protect taste)” My Ass

I’m making incremental progress on improving my health. This week I started taking the stairs instead of the elevator to get to my 7th floor office. The first two days were bad. I discovered that it went better if I made certain there was something to snack on (hot pocket, bowl of soup, sandwich) when [...]

Rolling Along

I got some great responses to my subtle call to arms yesterday. We’re still looking for more people to help out. We need all kinds of people — so many kinds that we don’t even know how many kinds we need. Specifically, right now I’m looking for someone with experience and skill (and a fondness [...]

Recent Goings-On; Another Very Important Message

Last night I left B for a nameless and faceless (though hopefully not sexless) person. B was sad for a while, but then she got nasty with Prince William. That made me sad, so I became abusive around Faceless girl and ended up being hauled off to jail. Prince Gaywad upset B by screwing around [...]

Important News Snippets

John’s camera was most likely removed from his bedroom by someone without the authority to do so. This likely occurred sometime between December 22 and January 1. He would like it known that he who comes forward with his brand new Canon Powershot A95 will receive a reward comparable to the original cost of the [...]




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