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Entries from March 30th, 2005

Cash In The Mail

March 30th, 2005 · 5 Comments · Potpourri

I bought a car, my first new car, almost a year ago. Three months ago, I refinanced it at half the original interest rate. Today, I received a New Vehicle Survey in the mail from J. D. Power & Associates. Paperclipped to this survey were two crisp, 2003-issue dollar bills. Has anyone else out there […]

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Confessions of an Enormous, Bitchy Weiner

March 23rd, 2005 · 2 Comments · 9to5, Potpourri

I hate being sick in any way. Being sick for more than a couple of hours drives me insane. Whenever I have a headcold, no matter how many drugs I take or how loopy I get, I can’t function properly in any capacity. If I force myself to go into work, I’m doing no good […]

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Sorry baby.

March 13th, 2005 · 2 Comments · Potpourri

I came to deep ellum for an engagement party. I didn’t know my favorite band would be down here. Forgive me baby.

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Screw Your Gorillas Suit

March 11th, 2005 · No Comments · Potpourri

I’ve always felt sorry for those people who have to stand out by the highway in the middle of July wearing an enormous plush cow costume to try to rope people into Larry Laredo’s Leather Labyrinth or whatever. Most of them are probably illegals who really don’t have a choice if they want to keep […]

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This should not happen

March 6th, 2005 · No Comments · 9to5

I’m at work at 8PM on a Sunday evening. And I don’t mind a whole lot, except that I didn’t get to watch 24 with my lady today, and I was out of the house soon after she woke up. That part does suck quite a bit. The Rev was kind enough to join me […]

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