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Entries from April 22nd, 2005

Say Hello To Hotblack

April 22nd, 2005 · 7 Comments · Potpourri

As I mentioned, several of us bought new bikes recently. Now, he may have begun his existence as am $80 Huffy from Wal-Mart, but Hotblack Desiato has stretched far beyond his humble origins. After spending a year dead for tax purposes, he’s louder than ever and coming to an orbital arena near you:

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Help Me Obi Wan Kenobi

April 21st, 2005 · 3 Comments · Potpourri

If anyone out there has a spare ticket to tomorrow night’s Black Label Society show at Granada, please let me know ASAP.

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I Owe This Joint More Than This

April 18th, 2005 · No Comments · Potpourri

But this is all it gets for now. I have been trying to figure out why my fingers hurt all day. It just dawned on me: mudbug cuts! They’re like papercuts, only tastier. I went to a crawfish boil this weekend, and apparently I cut myself many times on the poor, delicious bastards. I’m sure […]

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Just a quickie

April 8th, 2005 · 4 Comments · 9to5, Potpourri

It is nearly 1AM, and I am just about to head home from work. My workday has been like this all week, and you know what? I love it. Of course, it won’t go on like this much longer. I’m finishing up some big projects and will soon be able to go back to semi-normal […]

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