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Say Hello To Hotblack

April 22nd, 2005 · 7 Comments · Potpourri

As I mentioned, several of us bought new bikes recently. Now, he may have begun his existence as am $80 Huffy from Wal-Mart, but Hotblack Desiato has stretched far beyond his humble origins. After spending a year dead for tax purposes, he’s louder than ever and coming to an orbital arena near you:

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7 Comments so far ↓

  • Jim

    Um… dude… is that a COMPASS on your bike? Ya queer.

  • John

    I had the same initial reaction to the compass. However, it also has a bell on it, thus allowing Farris to answer questions in Christopher Pike fashion (one ring for “yes”, two rings for “yes yes”) while on his bike. Of course, in case of global geomagnetic inversion, the compass is rendered useless.

  • Farris

    Jim’s just jealous of my noisy compass.

  • Matt Stephenson

    Awesome dude, can I charge a fine meal to it? It still isn’t black enough, and it should be so slick that you cant sit on it, but we can let those slide since it has a big crate on the back with a pumpin sound system.

  • Farris

    Matt: Hey man, you haven’t tried to sit on it! This thing is so black your eyes (and ass) slide right off of it. It’s like you’re floating around on a comfortable pile of vacuum.

  • Matt Stephenson

    Sweet action. I just got my peugot up and kickin’ I like to hit the trail from collin creek mall up to legacy and back. Wanna go ride at some point this summer?

  • Dad

    I figured the Ps-O-C we gave you wouldn’t last long. Hey, they started out as $80 Wal-Marts, too. They just needed a little TLC.

    Ok… a LOT of TLC.

    OK, OK! They were JUNK!

    Love,

    Dad

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