Archive for June, 2005

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Fresh Dead Fish For My Berfday

Let me know if you’re planning on coming to eat raw fish with us tonight, and also let me know if you need directions. I’ll be getting there around 7:15.
The weekend was cool. I bought furniture. I still don’t have a new projector, but I’ll get that this week.
My car is in the shop, so [...]

We’re gonna make it after all

Some cockjoint ripped all of the Hyundai emblems off my car. It’s covered by insurance, but it made me very angry. I’m so glad I’m leaving this neighborhood in 3 days.
The house is bought. I move Wednesday. Things are very hectic right now. I bought a fridge! Subject verb predicate.
I still need furniture. Couch, chairs, [...]

Hold Me Close Now Hungry Bastard

Note: I wrote most of this yesterday, after getting home around 8pm. Today will likely be much better than yesterday.
I’m having a terrible day. If you think you may have contributed to my terrible day, and would feel bad if you knew I mentioned anything you did or said in reference to my terrible day, [...]

Packing? You have to PACK to move?

I have been beyond irritable lately. Probably for the last two weeks. My eyes twitch, my stomach won’t quit churning. The slightly unexpected causes me to crave violence. But I think I’ve done an OK job of keeping it from getting me in trouble. It’s worse when I’m hungry. I need to eat, but I’m [...]

WHY DO THEY ALWAYS SEND THE POOR?!

Does anybody actually find System of a Down’s “BYOB” deep or intellectually relevant? I truly wish they would quit playing that crap on the radio so much.
I have begun cleaning and packing for the move. THIRTEEN DAYS! I have a lot of shit to do. In fact, I should be doing it right now instead [...]

I may have to quit my job now

I just watched an enormous spider, bigger than I’ve seen in a long time, haul ass across my desk and crawl into one of the vents on the back of my power supply. The paralysis is just now wearing off. I’m sweating pints. People are walking by and giving me weird looks because I’m unable [...]

My narrative brings all the boys to the yard

I’m effectively broke for the next two months. Not spending any money at all for a week or so has been a huge eye-opener for me: it isn’t too difficult to refrain from pissing away your entire paycheck as soon as it is deposited. I shall endeavour to continue this strange “saving” activity.
Be warned: boring-ass, [...]

What’s goin’ on on this side?

Last weekend I flew to Grand Rapids, Michigan with my main nigga to see my other main nigga marry the hell out of my main niggarette. The weekend was exciting, the delicatessen was excellent, and the weather was perfect.
Yesterday the house I intend to buy was inspected.
Work has been great but busy. I have a [...]




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