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Entries from June 14th, 2005

WHY DO THEY ALWAYS SEND THE POOR?!

June 14th, 2005 · 18 Comments · Potpourri

Does anybody actually find System of a Down’s “BYOB” deep or intellectually relevant? I truly wish they would quit playing that crap on the radio so much. I have begun cleaning and packing for the move. THIRTEEN DAYS! I have a lot of shit to do. In fact, I should be doing it right now […]

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I may have to quit my job now

June 7th, 2005 · 2 Comments · 9to5

I just watched an enormous spider, bigger than I’ve seen in a long time, haul ass across my desk and crawl into one of the vents on the back of my power supply. The paralysis is just now wearing off. I’m sweating pints. People are walking by and giving me weird looks because I’m unable […]

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My narrative brings all the boys to the yard

June 6th, 2005 · 3 Comments · Potpourri

I’m effectively broke for the next two months. Not spending any money at all for a week or so has been a huge eye-opener for me: it isn’t too difficult to refrain from pissing away your entire paycheck as soon as it is deposited. I shall endeavour to continue this strange “saving” activity. Be warned: […]

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What’s goin’ on on this side?

June 2nd, 2005 · 3 Comments · 9to5, Potpourri

Last weekend I flew to Grand Rapids, Michigan with my main nigga to see my other main nigga marry the hell out of my main niggarette. The weekend was exciting, the delicatessen was excellent, and the weather was perfect. Yesterday the house I intend to buy was inspected. Work has been great but busy. I […]

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