Although I still narrate in rhyme Listen up, there’s more this time In two weeks I will leave the state And then two more my job will wait I’ll try to leave my work completely On auto pilot, so they won’t need me But such a statement leaves most laugin’ For we all know that […]
Entries from August 11th, 2005
My Baby Can(‘t) Do Math
August 11th, 2005 · 2 Comments · Potpourri
Precious B must take a test It’s curdling her tummy The state says she must take the thing To prove she ain’t no dummy She thinks she sucks at math, but I Know damn well that’s a lie So wish her luck, for in two hours The pencil lead will fly
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DVF
August 10th, 2005 · 1 Comment · Potpourri
Always wished I could. Never thought I’d see any. Darth Vader Farmers.
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Critical Condition
August 10th, 2005 · No Comments · Potpourri
Our giant new pavillion Landed about a million Miles from where it was assembled Most parts, by percentage, Are free from break-or-bendage, But for some it’s not so simple. Some poles look like a “U”, And one is cut in two. The former’s a cinch, the latter a hitch. So today I’ll catalog The damaged […]
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If Only It Had Landed On A Witch
August 9th, 2005 · 5 Comments · Potpourri
Rob brought me the news last night. In the storm our big tent took flight. Though staked to the ground, it flew all around. We’ll survey the damage tonight. As confessed on a friend’s famous feature, at heart I’m a scroogely ol’ creature. When money’s concerned, and especially when burned, If I find I’ve been […]
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