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	<title>Comments on: If Only It Had Landed On A Witch</title>
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	<description>Invalidating people's opinions and personal sentiments since 1981.</description>
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		<title>By: Dad</title>
		<link>http://gentlenews.com/2005/08/09/if-only-it-had-landed-on-a-witch/#comment-1688</link>
		<dc:creator>Dad</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 09 Aug 2005 21:26:54 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>When I read your "ten by twenty" chatter
It almost made my heart shatter.
I'm not a dumb guy
But what they said was a lie.
It seems that size really DOES matter.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>When I read your &#8220;ten by twenty&#8221; chatter<br />
It almost made my heart shatter.<br />
I&#8217;m not a dumb guy<br />
But what they said was a lie.<br />
It seems that size really DOES matter.</p>
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		<title>By: Farris</title>
		<link>http://gentlenews.com/2005/08/09/if-only-it-had-landed-on-a-witch/#comment-1687</link>
		<dc:creator>Farris</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 09 Aug 2005 19:30:34 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>If it's ten feet by twenty by nine,
I'll be at your door in no time.
However, I doubt
You've a hut so far out,
though the I offer I find rather kind.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>If it&#8217;s ten feet by twenty by nine,<br />
I&#8217;ll be at your door in no time.<br />
However, I doubt<br />
You&#8217;ve a hut so far out,<br />
though the I offer I find rather kind.</p>
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		<title>By: Dad</title>
		<link>http://gentlenews.com/2005/08/09/if-only-it-had-landed-on-a-witch/#comment-1686</link>
		<dc:creator>Dad</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 09 Aug 2005 19:19:11 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>If a tent's what you need I can check
To see if mine's not a wreck.
If I find it's still good
I hope that you would
Come and get it at speeds break-neck.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>If a tent&#8217;s what you need I can check<br />
To see if mine&#8217;s not a wreck.<br />
If I find it&#8217;s still good<br />
I hope that you would<br />
Come and get it at speeds break-neck.</p>
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		<title>By: Farris</title>
		<link>http://gentlenews.com/2005/08/09/if-only-it-had-landed-on-a-witch/#comment-1684</link>
		<dc:creator>Farris</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 09 Aug 2005 17:37:23 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Dear Andi, you wound me, my dear.
Your words compliment me, that's clear.
But others in time
Have answered in rhyme,
And you, of all folks, should adhere.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Dear Andi, you wound me, my dear.<br />
Your words compliment me, that&#8217;s clear.<br />
But others in time<br />
Have answered in rhyme,<br />
And you, of all folks, should adhere.</p>
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		<title>By: Andi</title>
		<link>http://gentlenews.com/2005/08/09/if-only-it-had-landed-on-a-witch/#comment-1683</link>
		<dc:creator>Andi</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 09 Aug 2005 15:51:46 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Dang, your prose rambles sweetly, Uncle Farris.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Dang, your prose rambles sweetly, Uncle Farris.</p>
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