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Entries from August 9th, 2005

The Morning Is For Me, Not You

August 9th, 2005 · 2 Comments · Potpourri

This morning my brother’s keys were lost. With the racket he made, I turned and tossed. When he gave up and just started playing some game I gave up on sleeping through “click clack” so lame. It’s only just hit me how much work remains To make this house look like its dwellers are sane. […]

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Working From Home

August 4th, 2005 · 3 Comments · 9to5

At home and away from annoying bustas i’m free to attempt to build Debian clustas. But just when I think I’ve got Grid Engine beat, Sun brings me a warm bowl of crow to eat. The guy who installed named at my office? Must have been dumb and completely drunk off his ass before he […]

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So I’ll feel accomplished and not overloaded, though in realtiy I’m neither

August 4th, 2005 · 5 Comments · Potpourri

As stated in previous text, I’ve withered this News with neglect. So to kindle my interest, and hopefully yours, I’ve concocted a silly project. My problem is temporal and fake: I’m tied up for my checkwriter’s sake. So I’ll fix a fake problem with a just-as-fake answer: I’ll narrate in verse and not flake. “That’s […]

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Late But Important

August 4th, 2005 · 2 Comments · Potpourri

It’s come to my attention that I’ve failed to mention an affair that you won’t want to miss I’d give you specifics, but I’m not so prolific, so just get them from the hottie I kiss.

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Yer, but, no, but, yer…

August 2nd, 2005 · 7 Comments · Potpourri

Doesn’t anyone else think that the girl in the illustration for this wonderful product looks like Vicky Pollard from L’il Britain?

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