Unless you see the world completely through RSS-tinted lenses (or you’re just too busy to give a shit about my li’l ol’ website), you’ve probably noticed that I drank the kool-aid and slapped an AdSense banner on my page layout. It’s small, unassuming, and might just make me a buck or two.
So, as others have [...]
Archive for October, 2005
I’m shuffling around all of the PCs at home. The two main goals are to (1) give B a nicer machine on which to play her silly human simulator games and (2) to have a more robust and snappy file/game server in the living room.
The bitch is that I have about 500 gigabytes of data [...]
Anoop Dogg is, without a doubt, the coolest Indoamerican Snoop Dogg parody I have ever seen. I actually work with a guy named Anoop, I should show this to him.
Here’s a little Irish drinking song I just wrote for you. It’s topical, based on some breaking news*:
George Takei is gay, is gay!
George Takei is gay!
So conveniently named, Takei!
It rhymes quite well with “gay!”
(Refrain)
George Takei is gay, is gay!
He’s really really gay!
Hurray for George Takei, hurray!
For George Takei is gay!
George Takei is gay, no way!
George [...]
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All of us. (Except the mean sister.)
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My baby boy, my pillow, and me.
I tried and tried to come up with a rhyme for this. I know there’s some funny poetry in there somewhere, but I’m just not in a funny mood.
This is fucking ridiculous.
I really wish I’d had a patent lawyer when I was 7 and invented Tivo. I could be so damn rich right now and [...]
By now the lot of you have heard
Of last night’s little affair
And now we are both so excited
That we would like to share
I’ve not asked her, as she’s at school
But I’m sure she’d think it’s great
If we had people over tonight
To come and share a plate
Nothing fancy, nothing raucous
No binging, puking or drama
Just burgers, sausage, [...]
I have much to speak of tonight
But now it’s movie time
So just read her account for now
And wait til I write mine
Smallville was quite good
Clark sent thugs to Phantom Zone
Spike is Gen’ral Zod?!?!?!?!?
*Update:
Actually, he’s not.
Sources say he’s Brainiac.
Don’t know what to think.
