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Beyond the Rim of the Starlight

October 27th, 2005 · 10 Comments · Potpourri

Here’s a little Irish drinking song I just wrote for you. It’s topical, based on some breaking news*:


George Takei is gay, is gay!
George Takei is gay!
So conveniently named, Takei!
It rhymes quite well with “gay!”

(Refrain)
George Takei is gay, is gay!
He’s really really gay!
Hurray for George Takei, hurray!
For George Takei is gay!

George Takei is gay, no way!
George Takei is gay!
There’s nothing we can do or say!
Aye, Mr. Sulu’s gay!

(Refrain)
George Takei is gay, is gay!
He’s really really gay!
Hurray for George Takei, hurray!
For George Takei is gay!

George Takei is gay, OK?
He just came out today!
But here’s a secret, Mr. Takei:
We’ve known all along you were gay!

(Refrain)
George Takei is gay, is gay!
He’s really really gay!
Hurray for George Takei, hurray!
For George Takei is gay!

* Actor George Takei, Star Trek’s Hikaru Sulu, announced to the world on Thursday, October 28, 2005 that he is a homosexual, and has been living with a dude for 18 years. Kudos, Hikaru, and “duh!”

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