Here’s a little Irish drinking song I just wrote for you. It’s topical, based on some breaking news*:
George Takei is gay, is gay!
George Takei is gay!
So conveniently named, Takei!
It rhymes quite well with “gay!”
(Refrain)
George Takei is gay, is gay!
He’s really really gay!
Hurray for George Takei, hurray!
For George Takei is gay!
George Takei is gay, no way!
George Takei is gay!
There’s nothing we can do or say!
Aye, Mr. Sulu’s gay!
(Refrain)
George Takei is gay, is gay!
He’s really really gay!
Hurray for George Takei, hurray!
For George Takei is gay!
George Takei is gay, OK?
He just came out today!
But here’s a secret, Mr. Takei:
We’ve known all along you were gay!
(Refrain)
George Takei is gay, is gay!
He’s really really gay!
Hurray for George Takei, hurray!
For George Takei is gay!
* Actor George Takei, Star Trek’s Hikaru Sulu, announced to the world on Thursday, October 28, 2005 that he is a homosexual, and has been living with a dude for 18 years. Kudos, Hikaru, and “duh!”
Dude, everyone likes this song!
Now we know why he always sat next to Mr. Chekov.
Ha.
Ha ha ha.
ha ha ha aha ahahhahahha hahahaha hahaha ahaha ahahahahahah ah.
heh.
Yeah, Pavel was kinda cute with that mop-top.
Don’t patronize me!!!
No, really, how did you like it? Was it funny?
Now even though I am NOT a fan of the series. THAT is some funny stuff… got me laughing here! No wait I am working
There’s gotta be a “where no man has gone before” joke in here somewhere.
Not in George’s case, it would seem.
Dad
Maybe that should be “…where no woman has gone before.”