Yes, it’s Tuesday, and that means The Show will be all the way live tonight! Let’s scrounge up the biggest turnout ever this time. Tell your friends, siblings, parents, grandparents, accountants, dentists and concubines to tune in and listen. Call in if you’re bored. Leave us a message if you don’t make it through.
Archive for February, 2006
This will be short, since it’s already racing away from me:
B and I were planning to buy my grandparents’ house from them. My grandmother and I were already talking about building a music room, next to the garage-now-dining-room. This was a very odd suggestion, because the K. family’s house is on that side of the [...]
Surprise! We’re doing a show tonight!
Imagine that! Click in at (or sometime before) 8:31 Central.
Let’s do one of these:
Friday night we spent the entire evening with our good friends Rob & Vicki. It was a pleasant night. We started out at Pei Wei and then ended up at their house talking until after midnight.
Last night Rob was in Austin with the other mexicans and Vicki was going to join [...]
We have a special-event show tonight. Two special segments, one special guest, and a whole lot of special sauce.
Today is better than yesterday. I made a really good lunch, something different. Alton Brown has forever changed the way I will boil potatoes. It’s amazing that you can make an absolutely delicious side dish with nothing more than potatoes, salt, and agua. Oh, and Farris’s Famous Whisky Sauce now has a sweeter, more versatile [...]
There are certain situations where a lie told to one person becomes a lie told to hundreds of people. This transgression does not necessarily, and in fact rarely does, require a huge amount of time to reach its cancerous fruition — once the lie is told to that first person, it has already made its [...]
Here I am, at work again
Complaining to you all
I just can’t get ahead here, man
I’m going up the walls
I need some help, but we’re so cheap
I cannot hire Jim
So now I have to make the leap
For some schmo half as leet as him
If you know any decent nerds
Who need some steady cheese
So long as they [...]



