Here I am, at work again
Complaining to you all
I just can’t get ahead here, man
I’m going up the walls
I need some help, but we’re so cheap
I cannot hire Jim
So now I have to make the leap
For some schmo half as leet as him
If you know any decent nerds
Who need some steady cheese
So long as they ain’t total turds
Then send ‘em my way, please.