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Entries from February 11th, 2006

Feeling A Little Better

February 11th, 2006 · 4 Comments · Potpourri

Today is better than yesterday. I made a really good lunch, something different. Alton Brown has forever changed the way I will boil potatoes. It’s amazing that you can make an absolutely delicious side dish with nothing more than potatoes, salt, and agua. Oh, and Farris’s Famous Whisky Sauce now has a sweeter, more versatile […]

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Certain Situations

February 10th, 2006 · 8 Comments · Potpourri

There are certain situations where a lie told to one person becomes a lie told to hundreds of people. This transgression does not necessarily, and in fact rarely does, require a huge amount of time to reach its cancerous fruition — once the lie is told to that first person, it has already made its […]

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Farris’s Refrain

February 1st, 2006 · 1 Comment · 9to5

Here I am, at work again Complaining to you all I just can’t get ahead here, man I’m going up the walls I need some help, but we’re so cheap I cannot hire Jim So now I have to make the leap For some schmo half as leet as him If you know any decent […]

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