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Entries from June 29th, 2006

Reprise

June 29th, 2006 · 2 Comments · Potpourri

I must confess, I’m quite chagrined
My posts have grown quite sparse again.
Some time ago I made a vow
To rhyme each day, and yet somehow
Quite easily I did forget
How much I love this stupid shit.
It’s fun, I think you’ll all concur
To wax poetic, as it were.
Fun is great, but wait! There’s more!
There’s therapy in such shitty [...]

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Another remote show tonight

June 27th, 2006 · No Comments · NotPodCast

We’re going to do another show tonight with half the cast in our satellite studio.
8:31 PM. Be there.

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New Dish: Racial Slur

June 26th, 2006 · 1 Comment · Food, Recipes

New Dish: Racial Slur
Originally uploaded by farrisgoldstein.

In 5 seconds flat I went from “Hmmm, nobody to feed but myself, what kind of junk should I scarf?” to “Alright, let’s do something REALLY stupid!”
The result, which you see above, was defrigginlicious. I guess the best, concise description I can give it is “pan-fried noodles with shrimp, [...]

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Why the intarwebs are teh retarded

June 22nd, 2006 · 1 Comment · Potpourri

I hate email. I hate the web. I hate hotmail. I hate Windows. I hate Linux. I hate applications. I hate servers. I hate ISPs. I hate spammers. I hate legitimate mail users. I hate everything.
There are so many things wrong with my disgusting mess of glued-together email and web systems that I have no [...]

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HAVE THESE!

June 20th, 2006 · No Comments · Potpourri

Show tonight. Be there at 8:31. Or don’t.
Jackass.

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