I must confess, I’m quite chagrined
My posts have grown quite sparse again.
Some time ago I made a vow
To rhyme each day, and yet somehow
Quite easily I did forget
How much I love this stupid shit.
It’s fun, I think you’ll all concur
To wax poetic, as it were.
Fun is great, but wait! There’s more!
There’s therapy in such shitty [...]
Archive for June, 2006
We’re going to do another show tonight with half the cast in our satellite studio.
8:31 PM. Be there.
New Dish: Racial Slur
Originally uploaded by farrisgoldstein.
In 5 seconds flat I went from “Hmmm, nobody to feed but myself, what kind of junk should I scarf?” to “Alright, let’s do something REALLY stupid!”
The result, which you see above, was defrigginlicious. I guess the best, concise description I can give it is “pan-fried noodles with shrimp, [...]
I hate email. I hate the web. I hate hotmail. I hate Windows. I hate Linux. I hate applications. I hate servers. I hate ISPs. I hate spammers. I hate legitimate mail users. I hate everything.
There are so many things wrong with my disgusting mess of glued-together email and web systems that I have no [...]
Show tonight. Be there at 8:31. Or don’t.
Jackass.
We’re still doing the show tonight, but we’re going to attempt something a bit new to us. Please tune in. Hey, if you work in a daycare or orphanage, line up the young impressionables and let them listen, at 8:31 CDT.
Live at 8:31.



