http://gentlenews.com/2006/06/29/reprise/ Invalidating people's opinions and personal sentiments since 1981. Thu, 04 Dec 2008 22:33:56 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.6.3 http://gentlenews.com/2006/06/29/reprise/#comment-2593 Farris Thu, 29 Jun 2006 16:51:54 +0000 http://gentlenews.com/archives/2006/06/29/reprise/#comment-2593 Jim, your flattery goes to my head But please don't stop, continue instead The HTML glitch, to my distress, Is caused by this new theme for WordPress The aesthetics of my site, you see I've outsourced to my wife, as she Is much more skilled in bringing the pretty But her attention to detail, while not quite shitty, Leaves some areas requiring more scrutiny. But she's batting nine-hundred, if you ask me. In essence, the "piece of ass" you mention Shall fix the error, lest she face detention. Jim, your flattery goes to my head
But please don’t stop, continue instead
The HTML glitch, to my distress,
Is caused by this new theme for WordPress
The aesthetics of my site, you see
I’ve outsourced to my wife, as she
Is much more skilled in bringing the pretty
But her attention to detail, while not quite shitty,
Leaves some areas requiring more scrutiny.
But she’s batting nine-hundred, if you ask me.
In essence, the “piece of ass” you mention
Shall fix the error, lest she face detention.

]]> http://gentlenews.com/2006/06/29/reprise/#comment-2592 Jim Reverend Thu, 29 Jun 2006 16:39:06 +0000 http://gentlenews.com/archives/2006/06/29/reprise/#comment-2592 if superman were to bestow his power on some lucky soul in his final hour I'm certain, my friend, that there would be not one other soul more deserving than thee. But, while true and right and well endowed There's one thing for which you should not be proud. You're intentions are true and that's good and well But you've gotta learn some better HTML. The link you've given, for which I'm elated, Doesn't quite work as you have stated. But I'm sure you'll fix it, you've got some class so here's wishing you a nice piece of ass. if superman were to bestow his power
on some lucky soul in his final hour
I’m certain, my friend, that there would be
not one other soul more deserving than thee.
But, while true and right and well endowed
There’s one thing for which you should not be proud.
You’re intentions are true and that’s good and well
But you’ve gotta learn some better HTML.
The link you’ve given, for which I’m elated,
Doesn’t quite work as you have stated.
But I’m sure you’ll fix it, you’ve got some class
so here’s wishing you a nice piece of ass.

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