Pie Consensus
Originally uploaded by farrisgoldstein.
We may never order pizza again. Aside from growing & butchering the livestock, cultivating the veggies, and milling the wheat, this guy is 100% homemade. And damn if it ain’t the tastiest, prettiest pie ever! I almost didn’t want to cut into it.
This site, its content, its purpose, and its presentation are going to be in a state of flux for a while as I reinvent myself and question my inner being to determine what really makes me who I am from a spiritual, artistic and intellectual standpoint.
Naw, that’s horsemess. I want to make this site prettier, [...]
Hey, we’re thinking of having a poker/drinks/maybe dinnerish thing at our place tonight. Who’s interested?
Being the intellectual that you are, have you ever asked yourself the highly philisophical question, “I wonder what would happen if a weirdo, semi-musical homo who likes to sing to his cats married a weirdo woman who likes to sing to her cats?”
I’m sure that very mystery has plagued you forever. Well, tonight you can [...]
Did you ever say to yourself, “Gee, Farris Goldstein is indeed infinitely adorable, but just how hard did he have to work himself to become so cute? Was he this lovable when he was, say, 4 years old?”
Fear not, friends. I have the answer to that understandable question right here:
If you’re as much of a Doctor Who fan as I am, and haven’t seen the first part of the newest season’s finale, don’t read this. I mean it. Don’t read any further.
If you have no idea what the hell Doctor Who is, then I pity you.
This is for someone very special all the ladies out there. I think you know who you are. I recorded this during a really crazy time in my life, and I just thought I would share.
Without further ado, I give you:
“I Love You” - Words and Music by Woodrow
This is rather spoiler free,
though details I would love to give ya.
Just watch where Lex’s fingers be –
That asshole might just up and shiv ya.
That’s all I got tonight, my peepz
Fanboy gushing would be bad.
I’ll go to bed, and smile and sleep,
And hum J.W.’s theme like mad.
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