If you saw Superman Returns and didn’t love it, you’re not my friend

This is rather spoiler free,
though details I would love to give ya.
Just watch where Lex’s fingers be –
That asshole might just up and shiv ya.

That’s all I got tonight, my peepz
Fanboy gushing would be bad.
I’ll go to bed, and smile and sleep,
And hum J.W.’s theme like mad.