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If you saw Superman Returns and didn’t love it, you’re not my friend

July 1st, 2006 · No Comments · Audio, Media, Movies, Potpourri

This is rather spoiler free,
though details I would love to give ya.
Just watch where Lex’s fingers be —
That asshole might just up and shiv ya.

That’s all I got tonight, my peepz
Fanboy gushing would be bad.
I’ll go to bed, and smile and sleep,
And hum J.W.’s theme like mad.

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