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Entries from November 9th, 2006

Farris Goldstein’s 115th Dream

November 9th, 2006 · No Comments · Daily, Potpourri

I have a few pieces left of last night’s dream. This morning they were still very clear to me, and I meant to write them down, but I waited and so now they’re just fragments. Grace had torn out about 95% of the carpet in our house. I was so angry that I decided to […]

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Tacky

November 8th, 2006 · 2 Comments · Daily, Potpourri

A few days ago I started destroying my piano, and I couldn’t be happier with the outcome. I started turning my old spinet, generously donated by Mr. Rillifane into a tack piano. Yeah, I just dumped out the box of thumbtacks and started haphazardly shoving them into the hammers. I have a little bit of […]

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Hookie Hokey Pokey

November 8th, 2006 · 2 Comments · Daily, Potpourri

I worked from home today. It’s a good thing, too, because I had all sorts of server problems, and I would have been too distracted at the office to take care of it there. Daniel and Jess came over for dinner tonight. I made pork chops and mashed potatoes. Then we watched election coverage while […]

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Thirty-six Hundred Dollar Popcorn

November 6th, 2006 · 2 Comments · Daily, Potpourri

$3600 to remove the popcorn cottage-cheese muleshit from our ceiling and repaint. I don’t think so. Tonight I made the best taco meat ever, bar none. Then I ate brownies and drank milk and got a stomach ache. Then I did some more work and tried to pass off this lame entry as today’s sorry […]

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De-feeting the porpoise

November 5th, 2006 · 4 Comments · Daily, Potpourri

How is it that I’m only now discovering that cetaceans evolved from land mammals and not the other way around? Also, how is it that, even after all the Shamu and Free Willy hype, I never knew that Orca (“killer whales”) were technically dolphins? Honestly, these were more shocking to me than the discovery of […]

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