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Entries from December 30th, 2007

Party Update: What to bring if you really want to contribute

December 30th, 2007 · No Comments · Potpourri

Like a moron, I planned to go to a liquor store on a Sunday in North Texas. Ha. So, I didn’t get the bottle of vodka and mixers I wanted. I do however have a shitload of wine. Not being a beer guy, I’d probably piss off people if I tried to provide that. So […]

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Last call (not really)

December 30th, 2007 · No Comments · Potpourri

Tomorrow night, New Year’s Eve, our place. Bring friends, your favorite poison, weird Wii games if you have ’em (I only have Wii Sports, Wii Play, Link’s X-Bow Training, and a couple of not-very-group-oriented adventure games), and loratadine if you’re allergic to awesome cats.

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The true meaning of the season

December 19th, 2007 · 6 Comments · Potpourri

I’d like for each of you to take a moment and reflect upon what really matters this holiday season… COMING TO OUR HOUSE TO TEAR SHIT UP ON NEW YEAR’S EVE! Karaoke, Wii, old school arcade shit, sushi, egg rolls, naked people, drunk people, drunk naked people, things on fire, afro wigs, breakdancers… And a […]

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Mandy licks his sister

December 6th, 2007 · No Comments · Potpourri

Mandy licks his sister Originally uploaded by farrisgoldstein. On the face, her name is grace

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