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The true meaning of the season

December 19th, 2007 · 6 Comments · Potpourri

I’d like for each of you to take a moment and reflect upon what really matters this holiday season…


Karaoke, Wii, old school arcade shit, sushi, egg rolls, naked people, drunk people, drunk naked people, things on fire, afro wigs, breakdancers… And a pony. We’re gonna have a fucking PONY at this bitch.

Ok, so no pony. But we’ll have far more than 2 girls and definitely more than 1 cup.

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6 Comments so far ↓

  • Laura

    For once, hooray for the snapshots thing on livejournal. “Nooooo, he did NOT. Did he? Eeeewww!!!! Okay, whew. Awww.” I’ll be there, of course.

  • Johnny

    I will be there. My pants, at this point, are negotiable.

  • Farris

    Laura: Yeah, I wouldn’t do that to you. Others, of course, as can be evidenced by the other videos in my Youtube account. But not you.

    Johnny: Hell yes! Not sure if I have your contact info to get you directions, or if you’re coming with anybody that already knows the secret passage you have to take to get into my secret lair. f a r r i s AT $thisdomain dot com.

  • Laura

    Thank you for not doing that to me and for doing it to others, because those were extremely amusing.

  • Jim Reverend

    I will have my Mother-In-Law, my parents, and my sister and her husband with us for New Years Eve. If all goes well, I might even have a newborn baby girl. Soooo…. in brief… I have no idea if I can make this or not. I’d love to. But, at this point, I can’t even promise I’ll TRY to since I just have no idea. I’ll let you know as it gets closer.

    Whether I’m there or not, you need this: 5 girls, 2 bras, 1 PONY. Now *THAT’S* what I’m talkin’ ’bout.

  • Rachelle

    If we’re not still sick, Matt and I will me there. I can has directions?

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