I’d like for each of you to take a moment and reflect upon what really matters this holiday season…
COMING TO OUR HOUSE TO TEAR SHIT UP ON NEW YEAR’S EVE!
Karaoke, Wii, old school arcade shit, sushi, egg rolls, naked people, drunk people, drunk naked people, things on fire, afro wigs, breakdancers… And a pony. We’re gonna have a fucking PONY at this bitch.
Ok, so no pony. But we’ll have far more than 2 girls and definitely more than 1 cup.