I was walking into GameStop to see if they had any Mario Kart (of course they didn’t), and an old dude at the Boy Scouts of America Service Center next door stopped me.
Old Dude: “Sir, were you a Scout?”
Farris: “Yes, sir!”
OD: “Are you interested in becoming a Scoutmaster?”
Farris: “Sure. I’m a gay atheist, is that cool?”
OD: “Thank you for your time, sir.”



Pffft! Love it.
Well played
You are my hero. How does this come to you so quickly?
George Castanza would bow before you.
ROFL!