I was also wearing an EltonJohn.com shirt

I was walking into GameStop to see if they had any Mario Kart (of course they didn’t), and an old dude at the Boy Scouts of America Service Center next door stopped me.

Old Dude: “Sir, were you a Scout?”

Farris: “Yes, sir!”

OD: “Are you interested in becoming a Scoutmaster?”

Farris: “Sure. I’m a gay atheist, is that cool?”

OD: “Thank you for your time, sir.”

4 Responses to “I was also wearing an EltonJohn.com shirt”


  1. 1 Laura Jun 7th, 2008 at 12:59 pm

    Pffft! Love it.

  2. 2 Matt Jun 7th, 2008 at 6:10 pm

    Well played

  3. 3 Josh Davis Jun 21st, 2008 at 12:21 am

    You are my hero. How does this come to you so quickly?

    George Castanza would bow before you.

  4. 4 Dennis Elenburg Jul 16th, 2008 at 8:55 pm

    ROFL!

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