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Entries from February 28th, 2009

With a new hand

February 28th, 2009 · No Comments · Potpourri

I just had a very brief, but somewhat frightening, thought experiment. I was in the bathroom, reading a story from Wil Wheaton in a book B has, and it occurred to me that I’ve never even tried to wipe my ass with my left hand. Could I do it if I needed to? What if […]

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Quick Soul Glow Updates

February 24th, 2009 · 2 Comments · Potpourri

Thuresday, 3/5/2009: Soul Glow at Lakewood Bar & Grill. There’s a cover. I don’t know what it is. Whatever it is, we get it if you tell them you’re there for us. Friday, 3/6/2009: Soul Glow at The Men’s Club Dallas. The return of Titties & Disco. And crawfish. 3pm-6pm? 4pm-7pm? It’s happy hour(s). Somewhere […]

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A little complete emasculation never hurt nobody…

February 20th, 2009 · No Comments · Potpourri

I’ve been in a pretty bad place lately. Duh. Don’t really see the light at the end of the tunnel yet. But I’m buried in unrelenting 8-to-5-plus and it’s helping. At the very least it’s keeping me from having too much time to overthink things and get brought down by self-pity. Because I really am […]

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Ground Hog Day

February 16th, 2009 · 1 Comment · Potpourri

Today was the worst day I’ve had in a very long time. There isn’t any rational reason for it to have been any worse than last Monday. In fact, in a lot of ways, it was a repeat of last Monday. The only major differences are that a) I had more reason to expect the […]

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Farris Needs

February 10th, 2009 · No Comments · Potpourri

Type each of these in on Google and read the first whole phrase in the descriptions of the hits. Q: Type in “[your name] needs” in the Google search. Farris needs more cowbell. Q: Type in “[your name] looks like” in Google search. Farris looks like a full on window licking mental patient live Q: […]

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