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Farris Needs

February 10th, 2009 · No Comments · Potpourri

Type each of these in on Google and read the first whole phrase in the descriptions of the hits.

Q: Type in “[your name] needs” in the Google search.
Farris needs more cowbell.

Q: Type in “[your name] looks like” in Google search.
Farris looks like a full on window licking mental patient live

Q: Type in “[your name] says” in Google search.
“Something about that music, it moves me like nothing else,” Farris says.

Q: Type in “[your name] wants” in Google search.
Farris wants to change the agreement to allow town law enforcement to respond without asking the county’s permission. (uhh, I’m pretty sure he doesn’t, whatever the deal is)

Q:Type in “[your name] does” in Google search.
Farris does a really good job with it.

Q: Type in “[your name] hates” in Google search.
Farris hates rachael ray.

Q: Type in “[your name] asks” in Google search.
If Farris asks you to dinner at his 1940s Bluffview bungalow, say yes, cancel everything and get there as fast as you can.

Q: Type in “[your name] likes ” in Google search.
Farris likes to work with tattoo flash art.

Q: Type in “[your name] eats ” in Google search.
Farris eats the lice off my back.

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