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Entries from June 20th, 2009

Happy Girls

June 20th, 2009 · No Comments · Potpourri

Happy Girls Originally uploaded by farrisgoldstein. These girls love the beach.

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Welcome to Paradise

June 20th, 2009 · No Comments · Potpourri

Welcome to Paradise Originally uploaded by farrisgoldstein. This thing didn’t cause me nightmares, but it did make me spend about 5 minutes trying to make it shut up. Alarm was set for midnight. While trying to turn off the damn alarm, I inadvertently made it start tweeting and bubbling. I still don’t know how I […]

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Part VI: Transportation, Withdrawal

June 20th, 2009 · 1 Comment · Potpourri

For the first time since some indeterminable night in high school, I am lonely in Beaumont, Texas. I know my mother will probably read that at some point and freak out at least a little bit, but I’m sure she will soon understand that it’s natural to feel a bit lonely. I am not moping, […]

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Number One Super Guy

June 6th, 2009 · No Comments · Potpourri

Last night was Vicki’s birthday party. We sat by (and in) the pool and watched Jaws. I got there early and pretended to be useful. My sister and I went to three different Sonics before a manager agreed to fill our 5-gallon cooler with Cap’n Crunch ice. Linda is really good with people. If you […]

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Stargazing

June 5th, 2009 · 2 Comments · Potpourri

This is kinda large and might break stuff:

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