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10 Obvious Things Others Know, Taught To Me By Two Dogs

August 16th, 2009 · No Comments · Potpourri

  1. Waking up early on most days feels really good.
  2. Two moderate meals a day, plus one or two treats, calms the nerves and the arteries.
  3. You should change your pants every day.
  4. You shouldn’t title a list post before you know if the numbers in the title match your material.
  5. The cake (or treat) doesn’t have to be pretty as long as it’s delicious.
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