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Entries from November 23rd, 2009

The Third Option

November 23rd, 2009 · No Comments · Stories

George was a simple man, which is not to say that he was an unintelligent one. On the contrary, he knew quite well that he was overqualified for the job he had served for ten short years. His IQ was much higher than the average blue collar schmuck, but he enjoyed the freedom of a […]

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An Open Apology For Anyone Who Wants It

November 17th, 2009 · 2 Comments · Potpourri

We are broke. Flat-fucking-broke. As in, if I don’t sell a ton of shit or get some invoices paid THIS week, we will not have enough to cover the mortgage or power bill or any number of other payments already scheduled via online banking. So, what am I apologizing for? This: Fuck you. There. Sorry […]

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Keeping Your WIP to Yourself

November 11th, 2009 · 2 Comments · Daily

Most people have a series of good ideas in varying frequencies. Some of us tend to think that most of our ideas are great ones and announce them all to the world. Blogs give the more gregarious of us the ability to elaborate on them at length. Twitter and FaceBook let us spit them out […]

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