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A quick one, before we break

May 28th, 2010 · 28 Comments · Potpourri

I fix machines that were not broken,

And say cute things best left unspoken.

I cannot heal the weak or sick,

I much prefer to help them kick.

I teach the rules that have no class

From the text we all keep in our ass.

There’s no degree, in school or verity,

To grant myself austere authority.

So keep your skyward faith and virtue —

I can’t and wouldn’t take them from you.

I seek no truth but constant learning,

For no one fact can quench our yearning.

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