This is just ridiculous. Surely it’s a joke or a fuck-up, right?
What’s next? Will I need to have a liquor license in order to play bass in a funk band? A plumbing license in order to let people shit in your house at a party?
Kara will have to be an M.D. to continue reviewing restaurants, [...]
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Soul Glow at the Men’s Club in Dallas again this Friday. 4ish to 7ish.
In case you haven’t heard, Rob’s band is playing with Vanilla Ice tonight at Firewater.
Kick it one time, boyeee.
I installed the new projector (Optoma HD71), and a real-ass ceiling mount yesterday. Ended up with fiberglass and sheetrock all over and in me. It was fun. Click the photo to see the process from the beginning, if you’re really that bored.
So, ummm. Watch this.
I was walking into GameStop to see if they had any Mario Kart (of course they didn’t), and an old dude at the Boy Scouts of America Service Center next door stopped me.
Old Dude: “Sir, were you a Scout?”
Farris: “Yes, sir!”
OD: “Are you interested in becoming a Scoutmaster?”
Farris: “Sure. I’m a gay atheist, is that [...]
The first person to fix out back door (or the foundation!) so that the wind doesn’t blow it open when unlocked gets to choose and accessorize the configuration of Johnny’s pants.
In case you were still on the fence about coming to the party Saturday: JOCO KARAOKE! I finally decided to actually give Jonathan some money.
Friday night we’re doing YAGDSATMC (yet another god damn show at the Men’s Club) from ~4 to ~8. Still won’t have the full horn section, but it’ll be fun.
Saturday night is the party at our house. Since I’ll be “working” on my birthday for YAGDSATMC, we’ll call it my birthday party if you like. Don’t [...]
Listen up! My band, Soul Glow, is doing a last minute show at Firewater Bar & Grill tomorrow night, Friday. We go on at 8. I know lots of you have plans, but if you could tell are your friends, enemies, relatives and neighbors how awesome we are and get as many people to come [...]



