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1800 Miles to Black Rock City was nothing

Bangalore Trip Diary: Day One
or: “How the hell can you call it Day One if you depart on a Saturday and arrive on a Monday”
Friday night I ate a bunch of stowaway playa dust while we unloaded some things from the trailer we used to haul our schtuff to Burning Man. After that, we went [...]

If I had a 2000 nickels

B and I, together with 3 good friends, trekked down I-20 to Shreveport, LA to see some other good friends rock out with their cocks out. After the show, the girls went to bed while Rob and I spent an hour at one of the “casinos” in Shreveport.
I shall never bad-mouth the 5-cent slot machines [...]

DFW Research Group Wins Nobel Prize; Committee Revokes Award in Last Minute Scandal

Yesterday, The Rev and I tried to coordinate a last-minute poker/booze/food event at my house. It fell through, because almost nobody could come. So late in the afternoon we decided that he, Jess, Gloria, B and I would just do dinner instead. Jim and I initially settled on Jörg’s Cafe Vienna. However, B doesn’t really [...]

Recent Goings-On; Another Very Important Message

Last night I left B for a nameless and faceless (though hopefully not sexless) person. B was sad for a while, but then she got nasty with Prince William. That made me sad, so I became abusive around Faceless girl and ended up being hauled off to jail. Prince Gaywad upset B by screwing around [...]




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