George was a simple man, which is not to say that he was an unintelligent one. On the contrary, he knew quite well that he was overqualified for the job he had served for ten short years. His IQ was much higher than the average blue collar schmuck, but he enjoyed the freedom of a [...]
Entries Tagged as 'Stories'
The Third Option
November 23rd, 2009 · 1114No Commentshttp://gentlenews.com/2009/11/23/the-third-option/The+Third+Option2009-11-23+19%3A46%3A23Farris · Stories
1800 Miles to Black Rock City was nothing
September 9th, 2007 · 7721 Commenthttp://gentlenews.com/2007/09/09/bang-day-one/1800+Miles+to+Black+Rock+City+was+nothing2007-09-09+21%3A41%3A27Farris · 9to5, Stories, Travel
Bangalore Trip Diary: Day One
or: “How the hell can you call it Day One if you depart on a Saturday and arrive on a Monday”
Friday night I ate a bunch of stowaway playa dust while we unloaded some things from the trailer we used to haul our schtuff to Burning Man. After that, we went [...]
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If I had a 2000 nickels
February 26th, 2007 · 759No Commentshttp://gentlenews.com/2007/02/26/if-i-had-a-2000-nickels/If+I+had+a+2000+nickels2007-02-26+16%3A28%3A14Farris · Stories
B and I, together with 3 good friends, trekked down I-20 to Shreveport, LA to see some other good friends rock out with their cocks out. After the show, the girls went to bed while Rob and I spent an hour at one of the “casinos” in Shreveport.
I shall never bad-mouth the 5-cent slot machines [...]
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DFW Research Group Wins Nobel Prize; Committee Revokes Award in Last Minute Scandal
July 29th, 2006 · 7112 Commentshttp://gentlenews.com/2006/07/29/dfw-research-group-wins-nobel-prize-committee-revokes-award-in-last-minute-scandal/DFW+Research+Group+Wins+Nobel+Prize%3B+Committee+Revokes+Award+in+Last+Minute+Scandal2006-07-29+16%3A41%3A36Farris · Food, Potpourri, Stories
Yesterday, The Rev and I tried to coordinate a last-minute poker/booze/food event at my house. It fell through, because almost nobody could come. So late in the afternoon we decided that he, Jess, Gloria, B and I would just do dinner instead. Jim and I initially settled on Jörg’s Cafe Vienna. However, B doesn’t really [...]
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Recent Goings-On; Another Very Important Message
January 11th, 2005 · 5485 Commentshttp://gentlenews.com/2005/01/11/recent-goings-on-another-very-important-message/Recent+Goings-On%3B+Another+Very+Important+Message2005-01-11+22%3A09%3A49Farris · Media, Potpourri, Stories
Last night I left B for a nameless and faceless (though hopefully not sexless) person. B was sad for a while, but then she got nasty with Prince William. That made me sad, so I became abusive around Faceless girl and ended up being hauled off to jail. Prince Gaywad upset B by screwing around [...]
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