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	<description>Invalidating people's opinions and personal sentiments since 1981.</description>
	<pubDate>Wed, 02 Jul 2008 01:36:10 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>License to cable-tie</title>
		<link>http://gentlenews.com/2008/07/01/license-to-cable-tie/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 02 Jul 2008 01:36:10 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Farris</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[This is just ridiculous. Surely it&#8217;s a joke or a fuck-up, right?
What&#8217;s next? Will I need to have a liquor license in order to play bass in a funk band? A plumbing license in order to let people shit in your house at a party?
Kara will have to be an M.D. to continue reviewing restaurants, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Really? AGAIN?</title>
		<link>http://gentlenews.com/2008/06/25/really-again/</link>
		<comments>http://gentlenews.com/2008/06/25/really-again/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 26 Jun 2008 04:37:33 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Farris</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[Soul Glow at the Men&#8217;s Club in Dallas again this Friday. 4ish to 7ish.
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		<title>Yo, Vanilla!</title>
		<link>http://gentlenews.com/2008/06/21/yo-vanilla/</link>
		<comments>http://gentlenews.com/2008/06/21/yo-vanilla/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 21 Jun 2008 22:35:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Farris</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[In case you haven&#8217;t heard, Rob&#8217;s band is playing with Vanilla Ice tonight at Firewater.
Kick it one time, boyeee.
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		<title>New Projector Hotness</title>
		<link>http://gentlenews.com/2008/06/20/new-projector-hotness/</link>
		<comments>http://gentlenews.com/2008/06/20/new-projector-hotness/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 20 Jun 2008 05:31:21 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Farris</dc:creator>
		
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		<category><![CDATA[ceiling]]></category>

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		<category><![CDATA[mess]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[mount]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[projector]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://gentlenews.com/?p=827</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[I installed the new projector (Optoma HD71), and a real-ass ceiling mount yesterday. Ended up with fiberglass and sheetrock all over and in me. It was fun. Click the photo to see the process from the beginning, if you&#8217;re really that bored.

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		<title>40oz in my lap (freezin&#8217; my balls)</title>
		<link>http://gentlenews.com/2008/06/17/40oz-in-my-lap-freezin-my-balls/</link>
		<comments>http://gentlenews.com/2008/06/17/40oz-in-my-lap-freezin-my-balls/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 18 Jun 2008 02:45:55 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Farris</dc:creator>
		
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://gentlenews.com/?p=826</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[So, ummm. Watch this.
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		<title>I was also wearing an EltonJohn.com shirt</title>
		<link>http://gentlenews.com/2008/06/07/i-was-also-wearing-an-eltonjohncom-shirt/</link>
		<comments>http://gentlenews.com/2008/06/07/i-was-also-wearing-an-eltonjohncom-shirt/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 07 Jun 2008 16:43:49 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Farris</dc:creator>
		
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://gentlenews.com/?p=825</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[I was walking into GameStop to see if they had any Mario Kart (of course they didn&#8217;t), and an old dude at the Boy Scouts of America Service Center next door stopped me.
Old Dude: &#8220;Sir, were you a Scout?&#8221;
Farris: &#8220;Yes, sir!&#8221;
OD: &#8220;Are you interested in becoming a Scoutmaster?&#8221;
Farris: &#8220;Sure. I&#8217;m a gay atheist, is that [...]]]></description>
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		<title>New party challenge!</title>
		<link>http://gentlenews.com/2008/06/06/new-party-challenge/</link>
		<comments>http://gentlenews.com/2008/06/06/new-party-challenge/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 06 Jun 2008 14:49:05 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Farris</dc:creator>
		
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		<category><![CDATA[johnny's pants]]></category>

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		<category><![CDATA[wind]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://gentlenews.com/?p=824</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[The first person to fix out back door (or the foundation!) so that the wind doesn&#8217;t blow it open when unlocked gets to choose and accessorize the configuration of Johnny&#8217;s pants.
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		<title>Party Update</title>
		<link>http://gentlenews.com/2008/06/04/party-update/</link>
		<comments>http://gentlenews.com/2008/06/04/party-update/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 05 Jun 2008 01:18:37 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Farris</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[In case you were still on the fence about coming to the party Saturday: JOCO KARAOKE! I finally decided to actually give Jonathan some money.
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		<title>Weekend Stuff, If Ya Ain&#8217;t Busy</title>
		<link>http://gentlenews.com/2008/06/03/weekend-stuff-if-ya-aint-busy/</link>
		<comments>http://gentlenews.com/2008/06/03/weekend-stuff-if-ya-aint-busy/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 03 Jun 2008 16:15:08 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Farris</dc:creator>
		
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		<category><![CDATA[titty bar]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[wii]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[your mom]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://gentlenews.com/?p=822</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Friday night we&#8217;re doing YAGDSATMC (yet another god damn show at the Men&#8217;s Club) from ~4 to ~8. Still won&#8217;t have the full horn section, but it&#8217;ll be fun.
Saturday night is the party at our house. Since I&#8217;ll be &#8220;working&#8221; on my birthday for YAGDSATMC, we&#8217;ll call it my birthday party if you like. Don&#8217;t [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Last-minute Soul Glow show at Firewater tomorrow!</title>
		<link>http://gentlenews.com/2008/05/29/last-minute-soul-glow-show-at-firewater-tomorrow/</link>
		<comments>http://gentlenews.com/2008/05/29/last-minute-soul-glow-show-at-firewater-tomorrow/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 29 May 2008 20:12:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Farris</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[Listen up! My band, Soul Glow, is doing a last minute show at Firewater Bar &#38; Grill tomorrow night, Friday. We go on at 8. I know lots of you have plans, but if you could tell are your friends, enemies, relatives and neighbors how awesome we are and get as many people to come [...]]]></description>
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