The Gentle News » bullshit http://gentlenews.com Invalidating people's opinions and personal sentiments since 1981. Sun, 25 Jul 2010 23:21:53 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.0 License to cable-tie http://gentlenews.com/2008/07/01/license-to-cable-tie/ http://gentlenews.com/2008/07/01/license-to-cable-tie/#comments Wed, 02 Jul 2008 01:36:10 +0000 Farris http://gentlenews.com/?p=830 This is just ridiculous. Surely it’s a joke or a fuck-up, right?

What’s next? Will I need to have a liquor license in order to play bass in a funk band? A plumbing license in order to let people shit in your house at a party?

Kara will have to be an M.D. to continue reviewing restaurants, and an FCC license to review movies.

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