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I Always Have Something In My Eye

August 15th, 2009 · No Comments · Potpourri

What did the Goldsteins say when their homework crossed the street?
Our dog ate it.
Yesterday was not fun. When the worst was over I poured two glasses of wine, and we toasted both of our sweet little rats, as Grace likes to call them. B had to remind me to clink the glasses, which is further [...]

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My Uncle Walter, I Don’t Know

July 25th, 2009 · 1 Comment · Potpourri

One week ago, Walter Cronkite died. I only heard the news yesterday. He was never much of an icon to me personally, but I know he’s important and was good at his job. His industry has always confused a lot of people, and has steadily lost ground in terms of the number of assholes and [...]

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